if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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