the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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