Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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