she was so not down for the gang bang
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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