As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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