we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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