I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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