areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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