I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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