One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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