Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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