Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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