You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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