you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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