i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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