boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Watching her eat just hurts me
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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