found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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