You made me cry and you don't even care
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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