that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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