i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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