I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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