I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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