Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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