he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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