the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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