so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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