How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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