C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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