You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
