I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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