I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
its liver damage thursday
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