So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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