I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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