i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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