Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I look better un-naked...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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