either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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