I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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