Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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