Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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