Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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