Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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