her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize