did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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