Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
