I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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