ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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