I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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