he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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