I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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