dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
