I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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