I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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