I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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